PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED TEA TOWEL

Prayer for the stressed tea towel

approx 48 x 74cm

words read

grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change

the courage to change the things i cannot accept

and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those i had to kill today

because they got on my nerves,

help me to be careful of the toes i step on today as

they may be connected to the feet i may have to kiss tomorrow

help me always give 100% at work

12% on Monday

23% on Tuesday

40% on Wednesday

20% on Thursday

and 5% on Friday

and help me to remember when i'm having a bad day

and it seems that people are trying to wind me up,

it takes only

42 muscles to frown

28 to smile

and only 4 to extend my arm

and smack someone on the mouth

These tea towels are reduced due to a small printing error of 1 letter